The rock I live under is trying to kill me

(Puffing out my chest) Yeah well i’ve been followed and eventually unfollowed by several popular niche bloggers i hold strange amounts of respect for so you’d better watch who you’re speaking to that way

a slaughterhouse. an outlet mall. slot machines. fear of god. you know the usual

the thing that really charms me about armand getting a bunch of modern kitchen appliances and just putting random shit through them in queen of the damned is that those chapters are from daniel's point of view. armand has a human companion. a human companion with whom he seems to spend approximately every waking moment. he has a perfectly valid reason to learn to cook. he could cook for his beloved pet amateur journalist who eats human food. like. you know what's a fun thing to put in a toaster oven? toast. and then daniel has some toast to eat. but no. dead rat.

EMBRACE PROFOUND PLATONIC DEVOTION

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

Remember to kill everything in your way today no hesitation

taylor swift would release a 30th special edition of the tortured poets department to block the vampire lestats spot on the billboard chart and within 24 hrs travis kelce would go missing

I am the surgeon & I am the patient & I am the technician handing over the scalpel & I am the scalpel & I am the pervert touching themselves in the corner