I love the very idea of the paris catacombs like. yeah sure the real-life city of paris has a straight-up megadungeon sprawling under it. Why not.

">_< but im scared of change!" <- girl who wishes everything was different

First of all he's not my boyfriend he's some other shit. Plus scientists don't even know the ramifications of it's hazards yet

Mom 😂😂😂 am I still young? 😂😂😂 Can I dream 😂😂😂 for a few months 😂😂😂 more? 😂😂😂

The rock I live under is trying to kill me

(Puffing out my chest) Yeah well i’ve been followed and eventually unfollowed by several popular niche bloggers i hold strange amounts of respect for so you’d better watch who you’re speaking to that way

a slaughterhouse. an outlet mall. slot machines. fear of god. you know the usual

the thing that really charms me about armand getting a bunch of modern kitchen appliances and just putting random shit through them in queen of the damned is that those chapters are from daniel's point of view. armand has a human companion. a human companion with whom he seems to spend approximately every waking moment. he has a perfectly valid reason to learn to cook. he could cook for his beloved pet amateur journalist who eats human food. like. you know what's a fun thing to put in a toaster oven? toast. and then daniel has some toast to eat. but no. dead rat.

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Everybody in the club Yield to my will