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I DIDNāT LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL
Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light,Ā twinkling in between.Ā
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COALĀ SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATEĀ AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL
THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY
@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.
I think I love tumblr the most bc I don't owe anyone anything. I can come on here and reblog the most unhinged ridiculous shit and then leave. I'm not giving any explanation.
Egy kis pornó reggelre (azoknak, akik még nincsenek túl rajta :) )
For the love of metal workingāand candy!
Incredible.
Gratifying. How I spend my weekends.
this is from Rescue and Restore on youtube! you should check it out, the original version of this video is a LOT longer (and shows it actually making candy) and there a ton more like it.
this is one of my personal faves, the end result is really gorgeous.

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Coral Tiaras
Coral Tiara, circa 1830
Coral Tiara, early 1800s
Coral Tiara, mid 1800s
Coral Spartan Diadem, circa 1840
Coral Tiara, circa 1860
Coral Strawberry Tiara, late 1800s
Coral Egyptian Revival Tiara
Coral & Onyx Bandeau Tiara by Cartier, 1922
Coral & Pearl Star Tiara by Cartier, circa 1950
Ashberry Tiara by Axenoff, 2016
I remember finding out that the person was going āis this allowedā to the girl bc the āguyā in the photo is actually a realistic sex doll called a āsintheticā that she was on a date with. They cost thousands of dollars.
That fucked me up
i did not need to know that
@spelviin why would u hide this in the tags lol
I found the listing for him if yāall want, heās the Gabriel model from Sinthetics.
Good News! Heās a real human. A highschool student would not have a thousand dollar sex doll and the creator of the vine has confirmed that he was infact a real person.
https://mobile.twitter.com/caitlinwoah/status/1090632731078418434
The epitome of that post thatās like ālove when a posts presents information and immediately gets refuted in the next reblog, net zero information <3ā

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My good people, I give you: Amatonormativity.
Transcript (with spaces added for accessibility):
āYou and this perfect person, who youāve never met before, to come out of nowhere, fit into your life perfectly, complete you, and make you whole for the first time in your life, like your mother did for me.ā
And even though what he said sounds sweet and whatever, the way it manifested to my seven-year-old self is, āIf you are not with someone, you are broken. If you are not with someone, you are incomplete. If you are not with someone, you are not whole.ā
And thatās not just something that my dad made me feel, thatās something that we as a society for the last 40 years has made every single child feel. Every Disney prince has a princess, every princess has a prince, and every television show or movie always has a character in it that doesnāt want to be in a relationship. Theyāre happy with who they are. But guess what, by the end of the series? They were wrong! They were wrong for wanting to be alone, the fucking idiot!
Itās all to do with love. Everyone needs someone. And when you raise children in that world, where everything points towards love, when youāve raised them for 18 fucking years, when you become an adult for the first time in your late teens and early 20ās, weāre so terrified.
Weāre so trying to be an adult that some of us will take the wrong person, the wrong jigsaw, and force them into our jigsaws anyway. Iām going to force this fucking person into our lives because itās much better to have something than nothing.
Then five years later, youāre stood looking at this jigsaw you donāt recognize, being like, āAh! Thereās a fucking cunt in the middle of this!ā And in that moment, you have a very, very difficult question to ask yourself. Do I admit the last five years of my life have been a waste? Do I waste the rest of my life?
My generation has become so obsessed with starting the rest of their lives that they give up the one that theyāre currently living. We have romanticized the idea of romance, and it is cancerous. People are more in love with the idea of love than they are with the person they are with. The worst thing you can do with your life is to spend it with the wrong human being.
they should invent water for men
Good news OP
While this is a funny joke, as far as I'm aware this company is actually pretty cool, and the purpose behind the Liquid Death (sparkling or still) water is quite wholesome.
Part of the reason for it being a tallboy is that aluminum cans are more recyclable than water bottles, potentially infinitely so, while water bottles either have a limited amount of recyclability potential or aren't actually recyclable at all.
The other reason is to literally make it more fun and appealing to drink something other than alcohol at concert venues. Part of getting over addiction or even getting away from a culture that is doing you harm is, in the US at least, heavily associated with becoming "no fun". The idea here is to make water as fun in terms of packaging as alcohol, so people who are going sober, who can't drink, or who are the Designated Driver don't have to feel like they're relegated to the "no fun zone" forever and still get to order something with a silly name. We had these at my brother's wedding as an alcohol alternative and tbh it was really neat.
From the Liquid Death website:
"Most products in the health and wellness space are all marketed with āaspirationalā fitness models and airbrushed celebrities.Ā And many of us are tired of it.Ā Why should unhealthy products be the onlyĀ brands with āpermissionā to be loud, fun, and weird? And let's be honest,Ā almost all marketing and branding is just theater. So weāre going toĀ treat our theater like a movie theater and have more fun with it."
So yeah! If you want a neat alternative to buying bottled water, this isn't a bad alternative. Also, if you feel like you miss the feeling of opening a can of beer and drinking one, especially with carbonation, this could help curb the urge without having to substitute soda.
Oh. So it was a stand against single use plastic, alcoholism culture, and eating disorders disguised as fitness.
saying this, she casually threw aside a large rock
cruellaās mom getting knocked off a fucking cliff by dalmatians has the same energy as that bit from mrs. doubtfire where robin williams says āit was the drink that killed [my husband]ā and when sally field asks if he was an alcoholic robin williams replies, without missing a beat, āno he was hit by a guinness truckā
Reblog for anyone who needs this.

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why is this so fucking funny