Disaster

Peeling an orange that doesn't want to be peeled is the most thankless fucking task. What in the zoo animal enrichment.

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

I think the lipstick looks really nice actually, and maybe this was the pig's first night out in a long time.

nothing can break the bond between a friend who loves spoilers and a friend who just watched an amazing show and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

alternatively: nothing can break the bond between a friend who doesnt read and a friend who just read an amazing book and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

nothing can break the bond between a friend who cannot and will not watch horror but is still interested and a friend who just watched an amazing horror movie and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

"he would not fucking say that" but about injuries. he would not fucking recover that quickly. those scars would not fucking heal like that. he would not be fucking able bodied after that. he would not be fully lucid after that.

Nothing good.

now that you mention it, it’s dawned on me suddenly and for no obvious reason that i can’t go on living as i am