honk shoo honk mimimimi

that fictional woman would NOT get pregnant.

Why did 4 months of this year go by in like a week

Where am I

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

that’s how fucked up our world is now

"slut era" i say as i rot and decay in my bedroom and watch the years pass me by as i miss out on core experiences other people my age are having while i think about the past

maybe your baby is crying bc it wants a cigarette

[Image description: Drawings of a cave painting horse and her colt. They share an apple, she grooms its neck, they frolic with flowers in their manes, and the colt curls up against her side as they rest. End description.]

sorry i never responded to your text, i've been busy being paralyzed by my own inability to do basic tasks that are piling up.

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere