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you ever just suddenly remember that linguini and remy canât communicate. linguini does not have some special ability to understand rats. he just fuckin. accepts that this weird rat wants to cook and can control him with his hair. heâs just okay with that
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A coyote cools off in the drink fridge at a Quiznos in the Chicago Loop, 2007
âIt did not growl. It did not make any sounds. It just tried to get in. Apparently it was scared and tried to shelter itself,â said Ray Zavalas, Quiznos employee.
Imagine being at Quiznos and seeing a whole-ass coyote blocking the drinks
me: can you pass me the gatorade?
coyote: which color?
Lets not get it twisted...
So. Today in class we assigned Macbeth roles to students to read. When I asked the class who wants to be Lady Macbeth, a young man raised his hand. I kind of stared at him like âLady Macbeth,â and he nodded like âI know what Iâm about maâam.â So then the student who ended up as Macbeth raised his hand and said âHEâS THE ONE, HEâS MY WIFE!â So I said âyeah sure why not,â and the entire class period they were blowing kisses to each other and winking at each other, and every now and then Macbeth would say âIâm the luckiest man on Earthâ and Lady Macbeth would put a hand to his chest, and be like âBABE!â.
I just stared at them, knowing that they CLEARLY have never read âMacbethâ before, so⊠all this lovey dovey⊠I donât know if I have the heart to tell them the truth.
Update:
Macbeth is absolutely willing to fucking throw down for Lady Macbeth. Has already threatened a wall, a desk, a few students, a textbook that was neither his nor Lady Macbethâs, and me
Lady Macbeth is enjoying the attention and has begun to use this new connection to his advantage. Iâm starting to suspect heâs read ahead in the play.
Macbeth is going to end up living in detention at this rate.
Macbeth has no idea that he is the tragedy of the story. Claims to be the hero of the play, fails to see the irony in this
Macbeth slowly scooted his desk across the classroom to hold hands with Lady Macbeth. He was not subtle.
Macbeth has proposed on several occasions. Lady Macbeth just laughs and says theyâre already married.
Macbethâs girlfriend is in the class with them and is âtotally not jealous or anything just thinks this whole fucking play is a waste of timeâ
Lady Macbeth should probably be a theatre major at some point, he fucking rocked Act V scene I
Other teachers and staff are emailing me about the âlovely lordsâ. Lady Macbeth now refuses to answer to anything other than Lady Macbeth and is always very upset when people donât call him by his proper title.
THIS is what âboys will be boysâ ACTUALLY means
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Reminds me of my mom getting remarried several years ago, for about a weekend - dude waited until after the wedding to tell her he expected her at waiting at home with dinner waiting when he finished work.
I dunno, like I get that this version of manhood is ânormalâ but goddamn is it the most brittle, contemptable fuckin thing
This is NOT these womenâs fault in any way - these men hide their misogyny until they think youâre hooked. They know what they are doing.
These women are wise and brave. I admire them so much!
Not even touching the fact that he thinks teachers and nurses are lesserâŠhe wants her to be less so that he can be more.
Am i the only one that thinks they could have come back from this? Like please tell me this was just the straw that broke the camels back and not a one off event. He must be an at least somewhat respectable person if she managed to stay with him up til that point. Him feeling lesser is a taught facet of his life pushed upon him by the patriarchy. It obviously damaged the way he viewed his gf, and his relationship, but that doesnt mean it cant be untaught. And of course its not this womans responsibility to be his teacher, but i hope she at least made him aware that this is what happened and why she leftâŠ
Literally how can you come back from someone wanting to have more power over you?
Heâs not a little kid, heâs a grown ass man and if he hasnât learned that 1. Teachers and nurses are smart as fuck and 2. That women arenât and shouldnât be lesser to him then when the hell is he going to learn from that?
Why does it need to be a final straw? Signs that someone is this fucked up are logs, not straws. And being a ârespectableâ person is easy when youâre lying about who you are and what you think.
These guys waited until they thought their women couldnât possibly exist without them and then tried to shut down the things that made them special. Being nurses. Public defenders. Teachers.
These men pointed out what they were so proud of⊠how hard they worked⊠and tried suggesting that they stop. Tried making them feel bad about it. This is a common pathway into emotional and psychological abuse.
It was designed to make them feel bad and give it up. The next step would have been âwhat else can I take awayâ. Those situations where the womanâs confidence is shattered and it takes her years to get free of the asshole⊠9/10 started with comments like this.
Please understand that this wasnât an off the cuff thing. This was something heâs been thinking for a while, but waited to say til he thought he could make her change to suit him.
This is so important. These are not normal or innocuous comments these are red flags and classic behavior of abusers. People like this are insanely manipulative. They hook you in and pick you apart piece by piece. It starts with this, moves on to isolating you from your support system, and then flashforward a few years and youâre convinced that youâll never be good enough and you need them to survive. You end up broken and completely subservient. These women did the right thing and are brave for speaking. Abusers arenât usually the neighbors you hear screaming and shattering dishes like you see in the movies. Theyâre your âfriendly next door neighborsâ and they keep quiet. People are too scared to talk. Again, why her speaking up is so important.
Meet 63-year-old Lyn Slater, who has, until recently, been an ordinary professor at Fordham University. One day she went to meet a friend for lunch outside the Lincoln Center during New York Fashion Week. Foreign journalists suddenly surrounded her, mistaking her for a fashion icon and attracting spectatorsIt was a defining moment that turned Lyn into an âAccidental Iconâ. Her blog of the same name, inspired by the experience, soon began making international waves. She is now a public voice against ageism in the fashion industry and the world.
âFashion and my style help me struggle against that invisibility that comes with age.â
She was once asked about the old notion of âdressing for oneâs age,â and her response was clear:
âWe use language to control peopleâs behavior. This phrase is a way of putting older women in their place. Iâm certain that if you feel comfortable in your own clothes, itâs completely irrelevant how old you are.â
âAccidentallyâ um she is a fashion icon there was no mistake
I hope Iâm that ballin when Iâm 60
Dog owners please be aware.
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This is Snopes-confirmed. Also be aware this is very common in sugar free food of many kinds. The retriever puppy who I know of who died of xylitol poisoning got hold of a pack of sugar-free gum.
Always good to remind folks - if it has xylitol, KEEP IT AWAY FROM DOGS! It induces profound hypoglycemia and liver failure and is life-threatening :(
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LIL NAS X - Panini (2019) dir. Mike Diva
If yaâll donât treat him like the gay icon yaâll treated every straight white girl as I s2g
This is more punk than the whole of punk history.
Iâll tell you whatâs ferocious. Freddieâs comeback to Sid calling him âFreddie Platinumâ when they were recording down the hall from each other at Londonâs Wessex Studios (Queen for News of the World, Pistols for Bollocks).
Sid Vicious made the mistake one day of bursting into Queenâs control room and antagonizing their frontman. âHave you succeeded in bringing ballet to the masses, then?â he sneered. âOh, yes, Simon Ferocious,â Mercury replied. âWeâre trying our best, dear.âÂ
Then, according to Queen biographer Daniel Nester, Freddie rose from his chair and began to playfully flick the safety pins displayed on the front of Sidâs leather jacket. âTell me,â he asked, âdid you arrange these pins just so?â When Sid stepped forward in an attempt to intimidate Freddie, the singer simply pushed him backwards and inquired, âWhat are you going to do about it?â Sid immediately backed down. [x]
Freddie Mercury may very well have had the biggest dick energy of anyone who ever lived
Y'all must not have ever seen Sid Vicious heâs one of the least threatening little twerps the UK has ever produced and they have produced a lot of them
I thought this was a movie theatre and I was like weird flex but okay
Listen. It does not matter what kind of student u are. The minute u sit in the back u have no idea whatâs going on and the minute u sit in front u suddenly ask every dumbass question that flits into ur brain. We are ruled by the Seats and it cannot be changed, only overcome.
Studies show that sitting in the front of a classroom correlates to higher grades. This might be merely because it makes goofing off more risky, but whatever the reason, if youâre trying to get higher grades this fall, consider choosing a seat front and center to give you a boost.
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From the mouth of a One Percenter -
Abigail Disney
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âYes, there is a superyachtinvestor.com. Go look at it and it will make you so angry, you could chew glass.â
we stan class traitors on this blog
Abigail Disney has no control or input on the operations of the corporation, she is a Disney heiress and, in that respect, nothing else. She puts her money towards philanthropy, especially womenâs movements around the globe and peace organizations like Peace is Loud and the Global Fund for Women. She is a documentary filmmaker who explores these themes as well.
There are problematic family investments she earns money from that, legally, she cannot divest from. Instead, she donates these profits to charities that counter to those investments.
Reblogging this version because I needed to read this after watching the video
Sheâs still saying this shit here in 2019 đ
Abigail Disney is among the superrich speaking out against income inequality. When Disney workers told her they were rationing insulin and s
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