evilterabyte

Can your OC open a pickle jar on the first try?

no weapon forged against me has ever been cool or well made

u should always lie about basically anything for any reason

*in my lab watching the ooze I synthesized rapidly grow and consume all the scientific instruments* hey can I call you back? haha no it's nothing bad don't worry

top 10 sex positions that will leave naught but ash in your wake

Guy who has heard other guys refer to their wives as "ball and chain" and "battle-axe" and wrongfully assumed you can refer to your wife as any medieval weapon: oh there's my beautiful Lucerne hammer

people always talk about evil clones like oooh a dark mirror oohh what if you saw what are cruel person you were/are capable of becoming. and well yes but what if you were the evil clone. what if you looked in the mirror and what you saw was so bright it blinded you. what if you had to know exactly how good you could have been.

just made a new oc called guy whose life sucks

They consider me strange and unusual due to my autistic behaviors. And maybe the unnatural experimentations too but thats unlikely.

i can sense that I am not the only warrior of light in this popeyes bathroom

i can sense that I am not the only warrior of light in this popeyes bathroom

a saint and a scapegoat are convergent subspecies of sacrifice

& a saint can evolve in a scapegoat and a scapegoat into a saint

as far as i'm concerned all "yuri" is "toxic yuri" because women are ontologically evil thanks to eve's original sin

down with found family. UP with FOUND DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

getting many questions about FOUND DIVORCE. FOUND DIVORCE is when TWO PEOPLE who were NOT EVEN MARRIED are already DIVORCED. thank you.