Dani Dumbass

slime monster obama: my jello americans

The whole “male loneliness epidemic” thing is so crazy because feminists have been talking for decades about how gendered socialization has many negative consequences for the psychology and personalities of men (literally what the term “toxic masculinity” refers to) but now we’re letting the alt-right misconstrue this “epidemic” into something New so that they can blame feminists for it and make it about how Actually we need to Go Back to rigid heteronormative patriarchal gender norms in order to Save Men, even though that’s exactly what was making society miserable and lonely in the first place! It’s so screwed. Can we ever actually confront, address, and resolve societal issues like as a species or are we just doomed to misunderstand the assignment forever. Why do the dumbest most bad-faith operators in every debate get to hijack every last earnest attempt by smart and well-meaning people to improve human welfare. Why do we live on a planet of adult toddlers

THIS CAN’T KEEP HAPPENING!!!!

this current wave of mid 2010s nostalgia is so laughable. yeah dude we need to retvrn to the days when closer by the chainsmokers was the biggest song in the world and we were all drinking "unicorn flavored" milkshakes

I bought a timer lock box for my weed pen. I will be high in 7 days and 1 minute

if a 12 year old whos learning to draw traced my art it would be such a great honor if i'm going to be for real

u ever just sit and listen to the war happening in the trenches of ur small intestine

youre a silly salmon and im straight up the tenacious tuna

This is the sort of shit I have to put up with back at the office

When you consider that Gollum is an extremely old man who's spent most of his life in solitary confinement with heroin being injected directly into his brain every day, he's really not that unreasonable