like a year ago I saw a trailer for Some Fucking Romcom where I thought for the first thirty seconds the plot was âbride asks her gay brother and his boyfriend to get heterosexual dates for her weddingâ
turns out the plot actually was âbride asks her two Commitmentphobic ⢠brothers to get dates for her weddingâ which, lame
I like my idea, where two gay dudes and two lesbians have to pretend to be straight for an entire weekendÂ
âI can definitely pretend to be straight,â Lesbian One says, âI successfully pretended to be a straight man for twenty years.â
âNo,â her girlfriend Lesbian Two says, âno you definitely didnât.â
Lesbian Two, who is butch, discovers an eyelash curler. âWhat is this, a torture device?â
Gay Guy One hooks up with the DJ, the wedding planner, three caterers and the best man. Shenanigans happen as he narrowly avoids getting caught by the bride.
Gay Guy Two, of course, finds himself falling hopelessly in love with the groom.
At the climax of the movie Gay Guy One falls out of the closet where heâs making out with his latest conquest, the florist. The bride screams, eyeliner smearing from tears, about how heâs RUINING HER WEDDING and she didnât choose to have a brother who was QUEER and why didnât he ever think about HER and why couldnât he just pretend to be NORMAL for her SPECIAL DAYâ
the groom is like âhoney, Iâm biâ
the bride says âno, youâre not! youâre marrying me! youâre straight now!â
and then the wedding is called off and Gay Guy Two and the groom live happily ever after. the after-credits scene is Lesbian Two suspiciously poking her eyelids with an eyelash curler
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