I Pet An Omen Of Death

Possessiveness is awesome.specifically if the possessive person is kind of embarrassed and ashamed and turning inwards about it

Repressed freak does all of that and then is forced for some reason to say, out loud, with their words that yeah basically I feel like you're Mine and it's very upsetting to me when other people touch you or make you smile or laugh sorry I try not to feel that way I know it's wrong of me sorry sorry sorry <- REALLY AWESOME AND SEXY. TO ME.

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

anotha one🛩️

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

i dont usually make pot roast, but that mushroom hotpot soup base tip sounds absolutely outstanding.

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

this is the first time in my life i thought oh i hope there’s music