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thegaymertrainer

Ribbon dancing I was not aware of your evolution 🤯

cryoverkiltmilk

At no point have I ever considered that they were allowed to use it as a projectile.

beautifulcheat

someone has not watched enough Ranma 1/2 I see

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homunculus-argument

If Ratatouille mechanics were real, there would be a whole market of businesses offering the services of operating rats to people who want them, and it'd be like how bees produce honey. People in the rat business would be so exhausted of having to explain over and over again that no, the rats aren't being exploited. If the rats didn't like how they're being treated, they would simply not return. There's no goddamn way to force a rat to be so passionate about playing the saxophone that they'll figure out how to puppeteer a human to do it for them. All that the business does is finding a way to put that specific rat in the hair of someone who's about to go on stage.

dnferrari

AUS GP 2026 | Haas During Delayed FP3

#laura mueller #esteban ocon #f1

crowcaws

Incredible events unfolding on reddit

crowcaws

I would die for Tessa. I would find her 200 toothbrushes.

crowcaws

So it looks like Tessa has been using these veggietales toothbrushes for ages, but has misplaced the stash.

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buddie-romance

thank you ao3 for being an archive and not an algorithm. thank you for letting me like things without consequences, thank you for being free with no ads, thank you for having lawyers to defend our freedom of speech. thank you tag wranglers. thank you to all authors and thank you ao3

lliveonthesunn

you are one of the "son boy allowed" lesbian moms?? your deco is very regularly referenced among my friends and I!! you are a celebrity!! I hope you know how much dialogue you have changed for queers young and old on the internet, particularly x and tumblr. thank you for your service 🫡

fun story: my mom is actually the one who made the sign. she was in town for our baby shower and we were laughing about the "no boys allowed" sign and she was like "wait, hold on," switched the letters around, and voila! son boy allowed.

she used to work at a university library. her job was mostly helping students learn how to access and utilize the online resources held by the library. she was helping a student get into their account once and needed to know their password. when the student told her the pw was "son boy allowed" my mom, who is not hip to queer meme culture, said, "oh! do you know my daughter?"

and that's how she learned her silly joke was legendarily famous in certain online circles.

rawdickulouslywreckless

identifying-cars-in-posts

2019-2021 Jeep Wrangler

aminoasinine

bigtonguebiollante

This is what the original post used to show. Not sure how it violates community guidelines, but who knows what those even are anymore

peacevine

You Are Not Immune To fanart of characters who die in canon that has them alive and well, with scars from the wound that originally killed them

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dykedarling

THEY HIT THE SECOND TOWER

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dykedarling

THEY HIT THE SECOND TOWER

ilovecats4ever

byjove

bullying my kittens by saying mean things like “aren’t you tired of being a baby? don’t you want to grow up already?”

gumy-shark

the problem with people praising how fast you can read things as a kid is that as an adult you retain that hyper-fast reading speed, only for its only actual application to still just be making other people go “wow you read so fast!”

penny-anna

Saw an ad the other day that was like having trouble concentrating at work? Try granola! And for a moment I was like ah a wholesome advertisement... Granola... Good for your brain... Anyway turns out that's the name of an AI assistant

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queer-benoit-blanc

need tumblr to know that this year is the 1069th anniversary of the assassination of julius caesar, not last year. people joked about it last year but it's this year. tumblr please

homunculus-argument

Multiplayer game concept: Don't Fucking Touch Anything

A game where you and your teammates are brought to some kind of an area by an NPC who is some sort of an authority figure who's in charge of that area. Like let's say the NPC is a workplace safety supervisor and you're on a factory floor, or maybe the game is set in a regular home and the NPC is the person who lives there. And then the NPC gets an important call of some sort, and informs you all that they'll be gone for 15 or 20 minutes, and you're given your one single task: Don't Fucking Touch Anything.

Naturally, almost everything in the area is interactable. You can touch everything, and the things do stuff when you interact with them. Mostly they get knocked over, some of them shatter. There are things you can do to undo or fix some of the things you've done, like if you shatter a vase you'll have the option to find super glue to put it back together before the person who brought you there will come back. You just gotta be quick so the glue has time to dry!

There are goals, missions and achievements you can do to gain bonus points, but none of those will matter if you run out of time and fail to put everything back together the way it was before the NPC comes back. If they see that you've been messing with all the stuff, you fail the game.

Theoretically, you can win if you, and all of your 2-8 teammates, do absolutely nothing for the entire duration of the game session. But can you really trust your friends to sit still and Not Touch Anything for 20 minutes straight?

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