n'importe quoi

reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from

Ken was created from Barbie’s rib

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

who by fire, who by water, hoobastank

a ring camera is like if a mezuzah was evil

hear o neighborhood you are being surveilled

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell