I'm no good, you're no better

”there’s no glory in suffering” and “sometimes the effort is the point” are two ideas that co-exist but god damn if I can ever tell when’s the time for which

#justgirlythings getting killed and replaced by a ghoulish facsimile of your true self

theres a big conspiracy theory going round that you can be horribly flawed and also genuinely loved. crazy if true

cats are so weird. like hi freak on the table…!! are you hungry or just want to be tall

The joke is that if you aim your crossbow for the apple the bolt will drop as it travels and pierce the victims skull and brain. You must aim at the invisible apple above to compensate

ohhhh that’s what I’ve been doing wrongggg 🤦‍♀️

Council of Nicea, 325 C.E.

want mashed potatoes. Or to live in a different reality

for the record im not technially 100% anti-AI, in the sense that its a broad category of tech being lumped under one umbrella term so it feels over-zealous to say i hate all of it all the time forever. but i also think trying to discuss what it actually IS good for is difficult right now when i cant take one step without something trying to convince me to use chatgpt to summarize my life and speed up my hobbies and turn my friends into chatbots and optimize my life into oblivion. i am certain there is nuance to the topic but can we stop cramming the square peg into the round hole before you start trying to sell me on the legitimate benefits of the square peg. please.

you know what. yes. i do got pussy taste splendiferous disorder.

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

i needed this because i find doors very difficult sometimes

Sorry, Millennials, but recent paleontologist findings and hyolaryngeal apparatus reconstructions no longer support the hypothesis that "rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur.

Hello beautiful lady. Lunges at you suddenly.

There's this video of nuns talking about their favourite things to do outside of nun activities and one of them says "ultimate frisbee" and the other one goes "and sister you are so good at that." I literally cannot get "and sister you are so good at that" out of my head. Out of all my stims this one is my fav lolol