Daddycated

- Lan Wangji:

"I like you but I'm pretending not to because I don't want to embarrass myself."

- Hua Cheng:

"I'm embarrassing myself in every possible way to show that I love you, and I don't care because I have no shame."

- Luo Binghe:

"You belonged to me from the moment I laid eyes on you and it's a mistake to think otherwise."

Then on the opposite end we have...

- Wei Wuxian:

"I like you. I like you! Ooh I really like you. I like you, I like you, I like you!"

- Xie Lian:

"It's a little crazy but nothing I can't roll with. Yeah, this is fine. Maybe a little cute."

- Shen Quingqiu: 💀

no one talks about how funny this scene was

luo binghe: unhinged serial killer with immense powers who would destroy the universe if he woke up on the wrong side of the bed one day

lan wangji: just kind of a bitch sometimes

VS.

Xie Lian being a fuckin weirdo and abusing his reputation as celibate because sure, telling people your dick doesn't work is totally normal Dianxia

VS.

Shen Qingqiu being constantly enraged that God (who he knows personally) made his husband's dick so big that sex is just a COMPLETE HASSLE