it never ever gets old when a man sees you carrying something big & heavy and they offer to help so you hand it off and they go "woah!!!! this is so heavy!!!!" in genuine shock revealing they just assumed you're weak and now they're stuck carrying it for you out of pride and they huff and puff all the way. important lesson for them.
i'm not a sadist. i always say, "want me to take one side and we can carry it together," and they always say no even though they're visibly struggling. ok yay be my guest <3
















