who the $#%@ is robin?

the fact that laughter is contagious is so beautiful to me. like oh that made you smile? that made you happy? well then, i have no choice but to be happy with you!

I'm trying to take the high road but I'm like, dragging myself bleeding and sobbing along the high road while looking so so longingly at the low road

so hard to find these guys

Love how their method of locomotion on land is trundling while also oozing over the terrain

I love that I can say "watch out! They can sting you" about this thingy

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

Not to indulge in childish fantasies but what if every time I checked the news it wasn’t worse?

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

it never ever gets old when a man sees you carrying something big & heavy and they offer to help so you hand it off and they go "woah!!!! this is so heavy!!!!" in genuine shock revealing they just assumed you're weak and now they're stuck carrying it for you out of pride and they huff and puff all the way. important lesson for them.

i'm not a sadist. i always say, "want me to take one side and we can carry it together," and they always say no even though they're visibly struggling. ok yay be my guest <3

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

At this point if anyone is trying to exclude anyone benignly pro-queer from a pro-queer space I'm just going to assume you're a fed or something idk like something something destabilize the movement from within or whatever

Agreed, and also what the hell is is going to take for people to recognize that there are cishet queers? Intersex, asexual, and aromantic people are queer, it's exclusionary to be using cishet as a synonym for nonqueer.

did u know u could just draw bad and nothing happens did u know that

girlies are u doing ok