Eat Cake Shit Bitch

i need to lock in (doesnt)

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

sometimes you invent mind prisons for yourself for no good reason and youre like "i really like being in the mind prison" even though you dont actually like being in the mind prison

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

one must imagine sisyphus in margaritaville

If you saw me recreationally vaccinating homeschooled children with blow darts then you should be thanking me, no? Relax a little. Blow darts are cool

You are just jealous of my ethical human safari

I hope that I'm not just a mutual to you, but also a blurred recollection of an icon and an entrely misremembered url

cd has a hole. record has a hole. casette has 2 holes. streaming? zero holes. i think i’ve made my point

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

hot take possibly? but i actually think it’s okay for things to be marketed for adults. it’s literally okay if things aren’t suitable for children. i feel like we are losing the plot

Correct. Furthermore: children bending or breaking the rules to get a peek at something that's not intended for them is a part of growing up.