We Dem Boys

Diane, clear my schedule. I’m attempting a recipe that says “prep time: 15 minutes.”

every post on iwaspoisoned.com starts with a guy being like yeah this smelled really bad and tasted really bad and looked wrong and i became violently ill after consuming it and you look at the attached photo and its a big jug with three X's and a skull on it

this is crazy i made this exact joke in a personal discord chat the other day. but this was posted 5 hours ago. what gives

do you want custody of the post

I just wanna hang out

BLAHAJ

I called Pan bihorned and now I'm pacing around while the spirit of wine and madness has overtaken me in a ritualistic frenzy and the group has dictated: death by limb tornement

there is this thing called a "kitty cat". and you can get one for inside your home, and it will sit on all of your surfaces, and you can pet it.

scrappy doo has been found dead in miami

is he okay

hes alright but he died

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

i just don’t get it. where are all the women. where are all the women in your fanfictions. are they all out of town? did they all go on vacation together? do they all have a dentist appointment at the same time?

Love when a cat puts all 25 pounds of their 9 pound body right on your soft internal organs.

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

got hired by a rural commune to unpasteurize their milk. i just put stuff in there.

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

i have mixed feelings about competitive