Something meaningful

"do you have insta?" i have an address where u can send flowers and love letters

whatever needs to be said was said in iris by the goo goo dolls

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

hate when I rb a post that i think is just good but it turns out it's vaguing like fifteen other posts and now it looks like I've take a Stance even though I just woke up and haven't even been born yet truly

My boss was like “Do you have any idea how much money we’re losing” like who cares, it’s not like they would give it to me otherwise

Have our investors tried making coffee at home and not eating out so much?

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

Ken was created from Barbie’s rib