Hey Adora...

what if vampires are like mosquitoes and only the ladies drink blood

Pretty sure that would mean the fellas drink tree sap or something. Imagine running from a vampire thru the woods and passing her husband who’s biting a tree real hard

Maple syrup vampire husband

Encounter: Maple syrup vampire husband drinking sap in the woods, also trying to lure you to his literally bloodthirsty wife.

The wife has the classic Villain Of The Night aesthetic, all black, flowing cape, everything, and her husband is wearing red flannel, overalls, a beard, and is welding a log-splitting axe

This person gets it! Classic vampire lady and her lumberjack husband!

I love every damn thing about it.

Realizing the depression is not seasonal is like: Wow! What a beautiful flower! The birds are singing! I sure do love spring! I think I am fundamentally unlovable as a person.

can i be earnest for a second. i mean more than usual

my earnest belief is that you gotta take pictures of yourself that look really bad and unattractive and that never end up seeing the light of day. because someday you’re gonna go through your photos and see them and say god i’m so glad i get to see what i looked like after running around in that rainstorm

AND you’re not gonna look at them and go god i look bad you’re gonna see them and say god i was so happy god i was so alive

and for the lady, perhaps a fking break?

Guys dont get me wrong I fucking love Rachel Amber but I do not understand why everyone loves amberprice, Rachel was manipulative as fuck to chloe and I get that she was going through things of her own but chloe gives her plenty of chances to work things out but she just doesn't want to make things work, and I feel like people just look over that. Like the whole junkyard scene in the first episode where she strings chloe along just to tell her that she can't be what she needs despite chloe trying to give her an outlet for her anger. I get that she was being lied to by her dad and had all this pressure to be what people wanted her to be but it doesn't give her the right to take it out on others. I love love love the complexity of her character and the development she goes through throughout the game, however the whole narrative that amberprice fans push that max was just a rebound from Rachel and that Rachel was a better friend to Chloe than max was is just false. The friendship/relationship that Chloe and Rachel had was toxic and fleeting and I fear that was the whole point, they were never meant to last which is why it was okay for Rachel to act out, as they were both kids going through traumatic stuff. Rachel and Chloe were there for eachother when they need eachother but that doesn't make what they had healthy, and that is the difference between amberprice and pricefield. Anyways I love Rachel Amber but her way of dealing with things isn't healthy and that's okay because that was the whole point of before the storm.

I cannot get this poem out of my head. It haunts me. Joyously, it haunts me. 

This poem format is my favorite thing and this is the first time I’ve ever seen it’s origin story. I love it. Every time.

THE SACRED TEXTS!

I forgot the context! It’s beautiful!

it's always "did you really need to burn down your workplace to prove a point" and never "how was the revenge arson? did you have fun doing revenge arson? were the flames pretty?"

um.