Geoff Enthusiast

gotta love the irony of the u.s. americans in the notes defending not putting their country name on international mail because their state is in the address, on a post about how u.s. americans themselves don't even know what country all their states are in.

"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"

Can everyone tell me something nice please

I avoid heights and it’s not because I’m afraid of heights, it’s actually the opposite. The call of the void gets a little too loud.

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

saw smth last night that was like "you get a million dollars if you crack a friend but you cant tell them why and you cant give them any money. who would you convince?" and I'm just like. what do you mean convince. is having sex with your friends less common than I thought or smth??

Being physically strong does kinda mess with your head when you have health problems I think. Like you know that logically your muscle mass isn’t gonna stop you from having a sleep disorder or asthma or whatever but when it happens anyways you’re like damn life really doesn’t work like comic books huh? Frankly I am disappointed.

Do you think Superman has to deal with lower back pain? No. He can just lift things with no consequence. Does Batman get sleepy? Obviously not. His ninja training makes him immune to such things.

I want a super strong buff superhero who gets winded running up two flights of stairs, that’s what I want.

Reblog to give mutuals a break from whatever they're been going through

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

musician rpfs are possibly the easiest ships because you don't have to make character playlists or ship playlists you can just listen to an album and make inferences