Oh, So Silly

(i pull my pair of tiny binoculars away from my eyes and lean over to my partner as we watch the opera from the upper left balcony) i say darling this singer is slaying absolute penis

Meat Loaf was really hot. Am I allowed to say Meat Loaf was really sexy?

HE WAS AND IT'S KIND OF INCREDIBLE THAT WE HAD A FAT ROCK AND ROLL SEX SYMBOL FOR A PERIOD OF TIME IN THE 70S LIKE HIS SONGS WERE ALL ABOUT FUCKING & BAT OUT OF HELL WAS ACTUALLY THE FIFTH BEST SELLING ALBUM OF ALL TIME RIGHT UP THERE WITH MICHAEL JACKSON'S THRILLER AND NOBODY TALKS ABOUT THAT

I love the part of the end of time where the Doctor screams and cries and curls up like a dying spider

skidaddled

so ive been meaning to do this poll for a while because my hypothesis is that seattle is the most Tumblr city, likely in the entire world. tumblr has a huge american majority userbase obviously, but just for comparison going forward, only 0.22% of the american population lives in seattle. as of this reblog, this poll is showing 4% of respondents are seattleites. given, this isnt scientific at all, because my blog just has a lot of seattle connections and seattle followers, but it's still an impressive bias

sorry america but you’ve been really mean. and I don’t want to go to your birthday party in two days

Reading the cosmere knowing fuck ass brandon is giving 10% to the mormon church

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

reblog to put a discarded fruit sticker on the forehead of the person you reblogged from in whimsical jest

can more losers reblog this please where are my fellow No’s

famed detective Hercock Holmes. is that anything.