Catch More Flies with Honey

points at your future self you know that thing would eat you if you were you were you

it tastes good so it's fine.

Today is the anniversary of the death of Jonathan Joss (King of the Hill, Parks and Rec). Jonathan Joss was an Indigenous, gay man who died protecting his transgender husband, on the first day of Pride month. Today we remember him and how he protected his family.

my fav top is so loose on me that it makes my tits poke out when i dont wear a bra, which i suppose is ease of access for all the girls who wanna grobe and feel how soft and sensetive they are <3

i had an orgasm from a titfuck today. i didnt think it was possible. it's like finding out unicorns are real

i love the idea of just being large. like yes, i AM a big dragon, please do rest on my tummy and cuddle with my tail. ill bundle you up in my wings and envelope you completely

Incoming booba

‘Nuclear Family Month’ is so funny as a concept. I have never seen a nuclear family worth celebrating.

The Addams

I may in fact be stupid