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wht my penis produces when i ceank it off to Mysterious Porn

thinking again about that yoko taro quote

“you don't have to be insane to kill someone. you just have to think you're right.” WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK

i was drafting a post that said “a single boba tea can replace up to two meals if you are pure of heart” and the reason i didn’t post it is because as i was typing those words i got so dizzy i felt like i was being abducted by aliens

S: I don’t know any ex-yakuza running orphanages. K: There was one a few years ago. A good guy. M: You sure it wasn’t just a tax shelter? K: Sure it was a tax shelter but he ran it like a legitimate thing. You know.

“Author’s note: A heated discussion takes place as to whether the game is stereotyping the yakuza, which is resolved when Midoriyama, a now-retired former mid-level faction boss, points out that the stereotypes about the yakuza are more or less correct, with the exception of their alleged prowess in martial arts.“

i’ve seen these quotes a hundred times but never the full article — 200k notes and i’ve never seen someone mention the guy saying “they should let kiryu smoke meth”

the whole “Sure it was a tax shelter but he ran it like a legitimate thing. You know.” bit is so real. my favorite chinese restaurant is a mafia front but god damn the chinese mafia can make a delicious large and well-priced meal

I send you a messenger starling and it chirps the most beautiful song you've ever heard and then you run it through a spectogram and it's loss.jpg

honestly we used to have hard rock but now all we have is metal. what happened

is that the anarky symbol?

“anarky”

I’m,,,

who tf bought arkham origins

so hard not to become the most annoying person on earth if you're a little excitable and just learned a little about a topic literally no one around you has any interest in