My 3 Dads Are Straight

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

She Would Say That. She would DO that.

Once your eyes have been opened you can read lesbianism into any media. At a certain point it doesn’t even take effort it comes naturally

the 4 non blondes were right. what's going on

Lmaoooo who is making these

Mens-rights-activia

in 2026 i will evolve into a more advanced kind of pervert. this i promise

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

Fox Mulder won the autism lottery. He made the FBI give him an entire subdivision for his special interest AND someone to infodump to

"do it scared" "do it alone" "do it bored" what about MY strategy. do it later

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

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