Musings

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

sci fi is when it's called a "mission" and fantasy is when it's called a "quest"

God I wish.

onion rings but it goes to voicemail

Turns out the horsemen of the Apocalypse now prefer to go by Shareholder Profit, Private Equity, Corporate Personhood, and Workforce Optimization.

Yeah I can work with that.

Thanks I hate it

my new years resolution is 480x640. Gettig smaller

i'm going to argue that chronically online and chronically on phone are two different things actually. the phone internet is different from the real internet and companies are trying desperately to make the real internet more like the phone internet... and they're sadly succeeding. hope this makes sense and if it doesn't oh well

does anyone have that one drawing of a greyhound from like the 1920s or whatever please please please i need it the one where it looks like a single piece of forlorn wire i need it

Man's about to turn you into the scene of a happy little accident.

I’ve read that Agatha said she loved being married to an archaeologist because the older she got, the more interesting he found her. And I think that is one of the best quotes about love that I have ever heard.