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Anything you do while wearing a sports bra is technically a sport. Scrolling through tumblr might not seem like a sport to you, but it is to your boobs! They're locked in! They're focused! They're competing! They're playing to win!

i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

All fantasy authors wish they had a bigger bathtub in their house. You can tell by every bathing scene ever written into a fantasy novel

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

I think I’m literally never gonna be sick of this masterpiece. I think watching it on a loop for eight hours could fix me. Dancing’s what clears my soul. Dancing’s what makes me whole.

I just love that this very video is an accumulation of thousands of years worth of art made by people who have never met each other. The concept of this video was so completely unfathomable to every single artist who made the sculptures and yet they’ve all put something toward the creation of it.

ITS BACK ON MY TIMELINE

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

There are clouds just starting to gather and the wind whispers conspiratorially around your ankles as you walk. There's rain coming later, maybe with some thunder. You hope so. But for now it's just a warm evening and you're walking alongside your thoughts, comforted in equal measure by memory and aspiration. Your fingertips trace drawings you gift to the shadows shifting at your sides and there are wildflowers leaning cheekily over the edge of their beds. Just on the edge of your peripheral vision, a lightning bug flashes brilliance. You are present, and part of it all.

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

in an old website on the internet all covered in vines, lived some lovely little mutuals in two straight lines..