war crimes? shmore crimes

Alright so I’m only drinking on Saturdays AND when horrible politicians die lol

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

RIP Charlie Kirk

made me laugh thinking abt if you do porn your boss could walk by and be like “fuckin hard or hardly fuckin?” and that might be pretty funny. well im alone there now. in our “special place”. waiting for you.

never seen anyone fucking kill a man on reddit

does anybody have the shark tank kratom dog ashes "that's a perky!" screenshot

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude