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i want a glass of water themed birthday party

Really nice list of "Characters with nonbiney swag". Btw are you a racist?

Wtf is a magical girl. All girls are magical

dude your pussy fucking bit me

i could be your loser boyfriend. do you ever think about that

Fantasy authors are now banned from titling their books anything to do with crowns, thorns, precious metals, roses, blood or bones. You hauve to think of something else now.

im majoring in i love at the university of you forever :-)

[ID: an oil painting done in a hyperrealistic style portraying a close up of an open oyster. Cupped in the meat of the oyster is one glistening white pearl. End ID. ]

All male polycule constantly chainsmoking wearing sunglasses and only contacting each other through payphones and when they do they speak in incomprehensible syntax and talk about situations completely unrelated to what the other is talking about

[image description: two small keychains with "Everything Is A Sign / If You Can Read It" etched onto them.]

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

[Image description: photos of a black bush machete on white background. The engraving on the blade reads: “I AM SORRY FOR WHAT I HAVE DONE“ End ID.]

we were literally put on this earth to smoke weed and masturbate everything else is sinful