so i just dont

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

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99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

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rosencrantz is dead, guildenstern is dead, and me I feel also not so good

You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

Please, how do you know this?

quicksand does not have any hands

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isn't that that Tolkien book

Ah yes, The Silmulsimultaniousatnululsy, a classic piece of Tolkien literature

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

there's art inside me trying to get out

Happy pride month from Sápmi 2024! ❤️💚💛💙🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

maybe it’s not even cargo pants. maybe it’s coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can