Life in a Rain Shadow

meow btw. if you even care.

Bet it woulda slapped

We were going to get Mako Mori vs Elon Musk and I am so mad this never happened...

Transcript : Oh and- and can i top you- can i- and would you- and- can i get your top- wa- could i top- *breathes in* can i- uh- *breathes in* and would you li- and can i give dr- k- drink- and- *about to cry* thirsty?

i remember when i was at this shitty christian summer camp as a kid they kept giving us salads for lunch and one of the counselors was like “whoevers in charge of putting salad on the menu every day needs to be taken out back and done like they did ol yeller” but the admin overheard and made us all hold hands and ask god to forgive her

I've had enough I'm gonna start trapping people in oil paintings

GHOST BISON

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

“this is the hill you want to die on?” oh no i just love arguing. i fully intend to leave this hill once it gets boring. sorry for the confusion!