Marching Along To The Spirit Catchers Song

Admit it. If you were separated into good and evil versions of yourself your evil version would totally make your good version their bitch

Just so everyone is on the same page this isn't about morality or willingness for violence. It's about evil me collaring good me and making good me meow

Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal

A laptop is a living creature. It has weight to it. A laptop breathes and produces body heat. And it wants to die badly. Mobile phones are not sentient like that & that's why they don't experience mental illness. A phone problem is like "out of storage :(" or "charging port broke". Laptops will cough weakly as they fade in and out of consciousness

You will hold a laptop in your arms and it's like "I can't feel my legs". And you tell it girl you never had any

My cats wanted to fight again and I wasn't letting them but the passion in their eye contact suggests they started fighting telepathically

elon musk reinvents the lobotomy

Babe wake up, lobotomy 2 just dropped

Give me a gun and Autism will solve Elon Musk

at least there's always the Character

FMA is fascinating because there aren't many works about what it means to be an atheist and a heretic to a god that you can not only see, but who has personally snatched body parts off of your living body and made fun of you for it.

Unrelated. I read the manga, I didnt watch the anime, so the anime name difference thingy doesn't really mean anything to me. This means that any time someone tags this as "fmab", my brains interprets this as "full metal at birth". Congrats, it's an alchemist! *holds up the world's shortest military man*

“nobody is making you do this” i am driven by unnatural forces you will never even begin to comprehend

many places are totally inaccessible with little to no cell service so things are only going to be worse once we reconnect and receive news from those communities. they will need all the help we can give

songs used to have a bridge and a third chorus

let’s get you to bed grandma

used to have sick 3 minute guitar solos also

Bro I saw the cutest gnome ever on my morning hike today but it was an invasive species so I had to beat it to shit & death and berry it's carcass away from the glade 😭

revoking the title of “gun country” from usa until they stop missing trump. failing twice is ridiculous

this is honestly the best post on the entire fucking internet

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