DFTBA✨

we need to hype up older women's bodies more because I respect actresses' boundaries in not wanting to film scenes with too much nudity etc regardless of their reasons. but I think that if women over 40 weren't told they're past their prime and basically assumed and expected to be insecure about their bodies we could increase the quantity of milf sex on my tv screen by at least 40%

Your misbehaving boyfriend is not funny to me

i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about

i know medical reports have to write things this way, but when i see "dull mood, denies smoking" on my doctor's visit summary i can't help but hear "boring bitch and a croaking liar"

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

you think that you're so alone in the world then you read literature from hundreds of years ago and you realize that other people have always felt this way

I have GOT to stop spending $30

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of

Young people don’t know when I joined this website a decade and a half ago we used to have to walk to the post button and back and it was uphill both ways

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

Whoever abandoned you in the middle of the ocean has no right to know what the sharks did to you or how you managed it to the shore.