another lifetime ?

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

Wednesday the 15th. What an excellent day. Middle of the week, middle of the month. Truly, we are in the middle of things.

they should make a my friend that doesn’t have to go through ten william horrors every single day

Soccer players are the horses of men’s sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

Imagine you’re England. You’ve made it to the World Cup quarter final. Things are looking good. You enter the stadium. You’re met with the sight of Viking rowing. Some 195 cm tall blond guy built like a brick wall keeps harrying your defenders. Somewhere in the historically oriented part of your brain there’s a weird sense of déjà vu.