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when i was born a witch cursed me with a spell called youve got work tomorrow. and its irreversible

This was genuinely what it was like growing up in New Agey circles btw, my mum's friends would come round like "So I went out to the woods this weekend and fasted and meditated and I had a vision of the Sacred Stag and all my guardian angels and I asked them how to find love and they said that I need to focus on my own healing first and stop repeating cycles of the past" and then the very next week it'd be like "So I'm back with James again" girl..... the Sacred Stag could not have been more clear....

let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

if you're in a happy healthy relationship with the love of your life please keep it to yourself

Im in a happy healthy relationship with hummus

iktr brother

(inspects u through a microscope) ewwww ewwwww hahaha woahh ewww (continues looking but starts twirling my hair)

nice outfit LOSER!!! 2001 called, they

hold on.

oh my god