and they said brunettes cant be diabetic 😩😩😩

the last labubu has been shot in captivity

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

Item: Inappropriate Douglas

shrimp is a trans allegory because she is only being valued because of her abilities tof ry rice

Trying to sleep during a heatwave is a great reminder that all oil executives need to die painful painful deaths