How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Blonde

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

Those people at anime conventions with the “free hugs” shirts.

He's gotta practice until he's good at it!

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

#things caine did offscreen in ep 8

i think the elon musk nazi salute thing will always be this little "2020s in a nutshell" moment for me. the adl taking the time off their busy schedule of noting every instance of someone saying "free palestine" as an antisemitic hatecrime to swoop in and reassure everyone that was definitely not a nazi salute as mr "judeobolshevik shadow elites are transing our children to advance white genocide? interesting. looking into it" would never

Sorry for texting back instantly, my phone is in my hand, I'm mature and I like u

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

Official ominous sign (apparently translates to "Sorry", in a sincere way)

OH MY GOSH LOOK AT THEM

“It looks like you have your adblocker on :(” it looks like you can suck both my balls from the back

that’s kamala harris