Obsessively Possessed

It looks like it would be so excited to run over when you needed a bowl

she should have said this in response to every obstacle they faced

In my Disney princess era but I believe in not habituating wildlife to human contact so I keep having to shoo away animals that are trying to talk to me

constantly trying to see the inherent good in people is a humiliation ritual that i continue to willingly participate in

That's because this is Silmarillion

reblog for easter

forget april fools day its almost time for the best video on this entire fuckin planet

sunglasses. no sun. it’s cloudy: overcast. 

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#in honour of they very much did kill jesus day

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

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