Esmesmesme

"I might despise you as a person. But you are still a person."

I'm in an open one-person polycule

@itsbenedict @birdblogwhichisforbirds c:

this video sends me every time. the lip syncing. the source material. iconic

I reblogged this one time and someone else who reblogged it from me tagged it with #violence

“a penis is Ontologically Evil because it’s technically capable of perpetrating sexual violence” damn, wait till you hear about hands!

yeah, so… listen, you’ve just made everyone in the group really uncomfortable because like, you know… you have hands. and some of us here have been hurt by people with hands, so… that makes you, like, a violent offender in the making, you know? because you have hands. and the other day stephanie said that you shook somebody’s hand and that’s like, basically a violent threat to us so. you need to leave actually

Just from the sound and feel of it I guess, I just assumed in the back of my mind that “Tim Hortons” was some kind of upscale fancy clothing and perfume store. I thought it was like a Nordstrom.

this came up because an article said Tim Hortons drove Dunkin’ Donuts out of Canada and it took me a full minute or two to process that this probably means they’re similar, competing services so at first my brain conjured some scenario as if the miserly old Tim Horton with his designer bags and gold watches is looking out over the town through his diamond crusted telescope like “I say, Reginald! That hideous lower-class coffee franchise is tainting my perfect view of the city! Have it disposed of at once!”

there’s a type of creature that lives six miles underwater in the sunless void and it’s hatched in two bodies and unless they find each other and fuse into a single chimaeric whole they can never grow up properly. hello? hello??

That's extremely cool! also, distracted and enraptured by the writing style at the second link.

too tired to be part of the solution but don't want to be part of the problem? compromise by becoming part of a new, much funnier problem

#jason mendoza enegy

I saw an otter briefly hop on top of a babirusa at the zoo and when the stranger standing next to me heard my camera shutter click he turned to me with this look of immense relief, put his hand to his chest, and said in a dead serious tone “oh thank christ someone caught that on film”

there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "neurodivergent" and one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "sexual content." i do not like either of them

I use spicy to describe food

my food is mentally ill and I’m putting my dick in it

Twilight