Tiny Pear

my wound salt that I keep beside my bed

goddd i wish skyrim was real and i could play it. unfortunately it's a mass hallucination inflicted upon us by the dark wizard todd howard to make us lust after a beautiful dream that will never come to fruition.

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My parasite says i cant do that anymore sorry

My parasite says i have to go

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real

that poll going around of the guy who thought "people only eat tofu as a bit because they're deranged vegans" or whatever really crystalizes something that i have never been able to precisely say - which is "a nonzero fraction of people who start picky-eater discourse just happen to precisely hate those foods which are not from north america and refuse to introspect on this whatsoever"

In contrast some people say "there aren't any picky eaters in Asia 🙄" but this is laughably untrue. I have a cousin in India who refused until his 20s to eat anything in a sauce. as you can imagine in India this was difficult. he basically had to pick things out of curry and wipe them dry

what the FUCK do you mean “embroidery” what the FUCK