shut up, Mulder

Omg this looks like some sort of Fairytale Horror; like, a town with trees that have missing pets or people etched into them- coming off naturally enough to be dismissed as bark/tree discolouration

Hold my hand bro we’re crossing the street

ever since i was a little girl i knew i was doomed to take things too seriously and think about them forever

I love personalization. I love stickers on water bottles and on laptops. I love shitty marker drawing on the toes of converse. I love hand embroidered doodles on jeans. I love posters on walls. I love knick knacks on shelves. I love jewelry with goofy charms. I love when people take things and make them theirs.

they should normalize saying "I'm thinking of you fondly but don't have much to say and frankly I don't even really want to talk rn but you have appeared in my thoughts and it's nice"

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from

you think that you're so alone in the world then you read literature from hundreds of years ago and you realize that other people have always felt this way

how to do things that everyone else seems to do no problem

whatever lol (in tears)

nothing will save you like a moment of shared amusement with strangers on public transport

Bestie English - best friend Bestie Czech - beast, brute, monster

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