shut up, Mulder

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from

you think that you're so alone in the world then you read literature from hundreds of years ago and you realize that other people have always felt this way

how to do things that everyone else seems to do no problem

whatever lol (in tears)

nothing will save you like a moment of shared amusement with strangers on public transport

Bestie English - best friend Bestie Czech - beast, brute, monster

synonyms

You are allowed to completely change as a person by the way. You don’t have to stay trapped in the versions other people created of you.

a tshirt that says I LIKE YOU AND I'M TRYING TO UNDERSTAND YOU

yes I DO live under a rock and her name is the Moon and she is always smiling but she teaches me nothing

in the club getting psychosexual

ouagh lord of the rings really did say “it might be hopeless, it might be fatal, there may be no coming back— but it is always, always better to do something, to fight for what is good and true and beautiful, than to sit back and give into despair with an ‘it would have happened anyhow’”