If You Care, Then The Universe Cares

I don't want to buy mass-produced garbage from a big box store so I go to etsy but half of etsy is now dropshipped mass-produced garbage or AI slop so I go to the local arts and crafts street market but a ton of those booths are also selling the same generic plastic objects or identical stickers or 3D printed dragons so WHERE do I buy real trinkets and art from sincere freaks

Actually when I say “fuck all billionaires” I particularly mean Taylor “having my wedding in the middle of the busiest city in the world on the busiest weekend in the world in the part of the city the majority of commuters need to get through because fuck working people” Swift

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

hey duck

youre no good duck

youre never gonna be shit

ya just like ya fatha

I can’t believe there are people in this world who find ‘ambitious’ people attractive. If I was on a first date and the person I was talking to was like “Yeah, I’m an entrepreneur. It’s my dream to be a billionaire.” or “I plan to climb the corporation ladder to the top.” I’d be like ‘Ew, that’s disgusting.’ that is a terrible goal for a life partner to have.

Crazy to think that this is all Ronald Reagan’s fault

I dont care what you're referring to. You are right.

just wanted to say that you are cute and the fog is not coming. you are beautiful and you really do not have to worry about the fog because it's not coming. The fog wouldn't even be a problem if it was coming, it isn't though, and you are very pretty

post so nice had to reblog it twice and force it down everyone's throats

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

Listen I don't get to decide when the drunk elf that is my executive actually does the functioning but when he does we have a SMALL WINDOW OF TIME before he finds the schnapps again and we're done

yes this exactly

phrase added to permanent vocabulary

i love being single except every few months when i want to be loved so bad that it eats me alive and makes me physically ill for two weeks but like the rest of the time im chill

Miss Piggy's response to misogyny and fatphobia is physical violence and I think we should all take something from that

My friend took this shot.

Tell your friend thank you for their bravery and for helping to get the word out about Liam.

According to Minneapolis Public Schools 4 small children total have been kidnapped by ICE since this round of raids started this week including Liam.