gay as hell

doctor diagnosed me with something while i wasnt listening

she lets me hit because she hasnt memorized my attack patterns

GOD i can't fucking do ANYTHING WRONG (throws beer bottle at the wall but it bounces off and lands perfectly right side up)

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whos there

the doctor diagnost me with horrible horrible horrible pig's disorder

“i love whatever’s wrong with you” 1) Nothing wrong with me

me if i was bioluminescent and confused: "whats glowing on..."

many of the horny posts on here are written as if the author knows of sex more as a theoretical framework than an act one can actually perform

what's not theoretical is how I made your mum's bed frame work last night

thank you for fixing her bed frame up. i was worried she wouldn't have a place to sleep since it stopped working. load off my mind. now i can finally spare the time to have sex with your mother

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?