dead rat boy

hi do u mind if i want u extremely bad

Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization

Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization

Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization

let’s all wear panties and a tank top all day!!!! yay!!!!!

Nothing has done quite so much damage to my internal vocabulary as the construction #MyNoun. I don't remember if it was from that "tour of my jar, this is my twig #MyTwig" or if it was from "inappropriate attachment to objects, my tuube #MyTuube" but either way it was one of you fuckers on here. I do it every time there's my noun #MyNoun

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

His wife has filled his house with chintz. To keep it real I fuck him on the floor.