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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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almost home
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Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
ellievsbear
Keni
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art blog(derogatory)
Kaledo Art
Janaina Medeiros
Sade Olutola
One Nice Bug Per Day
#extradirty
Cosimo Galluzzi
Not today Justin
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@ladyoriza
6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.
this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare
If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables
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im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point
"this story is misogynistic!!"
>looks inside
>about the pressures of societal misogyny and how its bad
Heartbreaking: the worst type of person you know made an excellent point
Making motivational "it's never too late to transition" posts is really undercut if the age you're highlighting is still young. Claiming that your transition was late and it worked out great for you actually makes older people more afraid to transition if you're saying that shit in your 20s. How do you think a trans person in their 50s, 60s, 70s and 80s feels when you're 23 and calling yourself a late transitioner?
It's never too late until you're in a coffin. It is worth it for a single day of being yourself, even if you're 110.
THE RIME OF THE ANCIENT MARINER 2 ANNOUNCED
THE ALBATROSS IS BACK………. AND HES FUCKING PISSED
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i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat
group of little girls who come together for playdates where they enact incredibly disturbing & elaborate narratives with their barbie dolls
the little girl that kept breaking all the barbie dolls so she can’t come over anymore
The goth little girl’s older (and gother) sister and her posse performing satanic rituals in the attic to get revenge on all the popular kids at school.
REAL AS HELL ❗❗❗
Pokemon Heritage Post
but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*
“but I stay silly!”
Reblog you stay silly
on it boss
Normal cover art for The Wicked and the Warped
context:
who up perceiving and reacting to stimulus
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LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST
you people aren't CASTING
[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool
time to post my favorite far side comic of all time
Men who talk shit about gold diggers underestimate the grit it takes to put up with an insufferable man, even when money is involved. We should be thanking them for their service like they are veterans.
Are you sick of the tired, hackneyed delights of stereotypical pleasure planets? Bored to death of the same pristine beaches and blue lagoons every vacation world seems to offer? The infinite luxuries of tropical paradises got you down?
Why not try something… different?
Spend your next shore leave suffering the miserable drudgeries of Moisenglurk, the galaxy’s premiere displeasure planet. Stroll the goose poop strewn mudflats downstream of the industrial cooling pools. Breathe the sulfurous air of the volcanic mining district. Hike through the manmade forests of Bradford pears or bike along the congested superhighways that are always within earshot. With an average gravity 1.2 times greater than that of Earth, you’re guaranteed to feel the burn.
The wonders of the outdoors not your scene? Moisenglurk boasts a vibrant nightlife of pickpockets, cutthroats, and opportunistic but unimaginative sex pests. Immerse yourself in local hospitality and soon you too will be running on “factory time”—a ruthlessly efficient corporate standard designed to maximize productivity and marked by the discordant blaring of alarms, independent of the natural seasonal cycle or the circadian rhythm.
Should you run into any trouble during your stay, Moisenglurk public officials will be more than happy to relieve you of any remaining valuables.
Moisenglurk: Something different. Something worse.
As your travel agent, I am duty-bound to inform you that Moisenglurk’s gay scene may not be quite what you’re looking for. You might find the smokey alleyways, hazy neon, and flickering gaslights of Neonoiria Prime more to your tastes. Or perhaps the subterranean citystates of Dungeonius-5 have what you need, if you like the squeak of black leather and the rattle of chains. And of course there are always the sweaty dance halls of Dykerion Minor, which have surged in popularity since the gentrification of Dykerion Major pushed the working class lesbians to the smaller of the twin planets.
If you have your heart set on Moisenglurk, don’t let me stop you! But keep in mind, it is a displeasure planet. The difference between displeasure and pain is not mere semantics. Pain planets offer a smorgasbord of twisted eroticism and taboo thrills—whatever your dark heart desires, Pervertopia Secundus has it for you.
Moisenglurk… well, Moisenglurk has other offerings. It has sex clubs, of course. The upholstery is a little bit torn, a little bit sticky. For somewhere with so few cats, there sure is a pervasive aroma of cat piss. Fluorescent panel lights buzz in every ceiling while dead houseflies pool in ashtrays. The leather gays all wear polyurethane and the sex toy batteries all run down after about fifteen minutes and need to be recharged for three hours. The femmes all look like straight women and the butches all wear snapbacks and sports jerseys. As for testing, good luck! Public health initiatives on Moisenglurk consists exclusively of hologram advertisements encouraging residents to get more exercise.
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Dude... allow me to add to your trove.
I have a folder of these on my phone... I'm not sure what that says about me!
@ominous-signs
Official ominous sign(s)
Congrats on the new book wedding and happy divorce guys <3
