A tired mess

it would be so cool

:/

This is my new favorite movie. Of all movies.

the shellfish allergy NO NO FUCKING S HRIMP OR HE D IE post

reminded me of this

"Because of the deer and rabbits, fucking thing ate all the wolves"

In this image I’ve tried to render the Milky Way in a view that simulates what you see with your unaided eyes. The result is a celestial portrait in subtle shades of black and white. This is a photo mosaic, but processed contrary to the usual methods – eliminating colour rather than enhancing it, and reducing contrast rather than boosting it. The result is a view that I think quite nicely matches what your eyes see, though certainly from a dark site.

so in one sense, shane did come out of the closet, but in another sense that's going to be funny only probably a few months from now, he AND ilya are now stuck in the closet in a way that is both metaphorical and also. painfully literal.

Shane's looking slightly scared by all this in the background, Ilya's saying "Shane! Your girlfriend attacked me!" And she's going "I'm NOT his girlfriend, now you two are going to TALK to each other, or so help me god" and drags them both to the closet

like he wrestles with svetlana for fun but this is?? NOT FUN?? IS THIS?? AN ATTACK?? WHAT THE F U C K IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?? HE CAN'T ACTUALLY HIT HER BUT HE IS BEING FUCKING?? PINNED DOWN?? OH MY GOD???? DID HOLLANDER TELL HER ABOUT THEIR PAST TOGETHER????? IS THIS JEALOUSY?? THAT'S EXCITING BUT ALSO GET?? OFF??? WHAT THE FUCK???

*brief moment of ooooh??? yay???? before returning to 'pinned to the ground with his face in the dirt' reality* "OKAY WELL GET YOUR WHATEVER OFF OF ME."

GOD a huge contributing factor to rose not keeping track of time and noticing how long shane has been mia is that baby girl gets DRUNK on how many people are buying her shots for being the one to take ilya rozanov DOWN.

he’s squawking at her to get the fuck off of him, and she’s all “shut up you dramatic loser, you’re literally fine stop whining. Get your shit together and get your man oh my god!!!” And he’s like “DO I KNOW YOU????”

"what in the FUCK is actually happening to me right now"

"watch your fucking tone, or I'll get her phone number from hollander and tell her to tackle you again until you have manners."

:) welcome to the octagon, motherfucker :)

shane and svetlana at the cottage chilling out on lounge chairs with umbrella drinks and sunglasses while supervising rose and ilya lightly drowning each other in the lake after trying to shove each other off of the dock first

which means there's footage of ilya and rose dropping gloves and "fighting" with each other on the ice as ilya complains about her being a bad influence

BE WARNED OF WHAT? BE WARNED OF WHAT???

Jacob Tierney on It's Open With Ilana Glazer

They're just silly

> disables a new AI fea