Futch world takeover

photographed by Manbo Key

wawawawawawa. Very nice noises

if you love someone enough you should be able to hug them really tight and pop into the same body as them and never have to leave like its aristophanes's myth of the spherical human

post cancelled i just reinvented steven universe

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

honestly the best feeling ever is realizing you’re not sad anymore over something you thought you would never get over

I thought it was smoking the rest of the blent you woked up to roll

my hips don't lie but they will exaggerate details, misrepresent the facts, and on occasion deceive via omission of crucial information