Law of Thermodynamics #2: system hungry, feed it energy

-Replacing his vitimens with poision

- getting her brother to invite him out onto his boat and then killing him and dumping him in the ocean and saying he got drunk and fell off.

- get tboned with him in the passenger seat and then once he was in the hospital theres all kinds of easy ways to kill him like not washing my hands after a poop and then touching his wound casually.

-replacing his drink of choice with moonshine!?

- take him on a hike thats locally notorious for a rapid otter attacking hikers and once he had rabies I could just kill him any ol way and say self defense.

Many hydrangeas in the garden bloomed again this year.

1) Was done to me, think it's funny, think it is good & educational

2) Was done to me, think it's funny but dumb

3) Was done to me, HATED it, but see now why it was good/educational

4) Was done to me, HATED it, still think it was bullshit

5) Was never done to me, sounds funny and educational

6) Was never done to me, sounds funny but dumb

7) Was never done to me and sounds like a shit move all around

8) Other

*You are a kid playing with any sort of electronic device (gamebody, tablet with games on it, etc.), and an adult comes along and says "Hey let me show you the Super Bonus Button", and then they just switch the device off (obviously not caring what you were doing in the game, if you had it saved, etc.). "No harm no foul, because kids should be playing outside instead anyway".

Midna is seven years old today!!!

Please join me in wishing the sweetie void (pictured receiving scritches and leaning her head SO HARD into my hand) a happy birthday :)