riddler themed bc im literally just irl riddler

people who hate pigeons and think theyre dirty filtyhy sky rats. im like. thats ur first fucking problem. u think rats are disgusting. FUCK YOU.

It's so fucking infuriating that Trump can make a post comparing transgender people to domestic terrorists and say "we will find you and we will kill you" (verbatim) and aaaaall the news articles in the entire world are busy debating whether he REALLY meant to say that or if its being taken out of CONTEXT or if it can LEGALLY be CONSTRUED as a threat. And meanwhile our actual sisters are being murdered in real time for the crime of *checks notes* doing laundry in public. When will these chucklefucks wake up and realize you're wasting time debating his intentions and all the while the only thing he gives a shit about is whether his most loyal worshippers realize he's just greenlit our public genocide?

it's always ethical to kidnap an outdoor cat and make them an indoor cat. shithead owner will just assume a car or coyote got them. outdoor cats are bad for the environment, local wildlife and themselves. the only one that benefits from an outdoor cat is the lazy piece of shit owner that doesn't want to actually look after their cat. give that outdoor cat a better life, a longer life.

No way i‘m the only one that read this as ‚bath salts‘ being the reason why the coffee isn‘t here.

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Sorry Day is coming up soon and I can't stop being mad about it. My ancestors, my family, were subjects of a genocide by the white colonizing fucks and all they do is go "oopsie daisy sorry!" once a year? I don't know what language my ancestors spoke because of you bastards. You stole our children, denied us our culture, fucking slaughtered us and all you say is sorry?

Didn't that last one actually get implemented into canon?

Another day being an Elder Red Dragon. Adventurers keep asking if they can fuck me. Buddy, they won't even let me fuck a dragon.

when you think about it, unleashing a plague of frogs is fucking hilarious

God said “let’s do a silly one”

I mean, frogs everywhere is a major inconvenience but nowhere near the devastation of the death of your livestock and firstborn or a plague of boils

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I love you trans men. when I see you in public and when I talk with you the world feels a little easier. never forget this

This goes for all ages btw. I see you little dude even if your parents don't and I cherish you older men who smile and nod at me knowingly. We are knights in a beautiful order and the only flag we recognize is our own.