riddler themed bc im literally just irl riddler

"yeah I'm doing okay haha, just going through it ^^'" - girl who will burst into tears if you give her a hug

most of the time a bunny is a cuddly friend. but if you are a lettuce? heh... not so much.

shoutout to girls who take a number of breaks throughout their day to lie down or spend most of it lying down

In the beginning, Adrian was drawn a foot taller than rocky. Then two, then four, then several meters taller. The last drawn Adrian was 10 meters. In four days, we could be seeing a giant Adrian every eight hours, until they are coming every four minutes. We should witness a 50 meter Adrian within seven days.

”Hey there, folks—Cave Johnson here. Did you know that ever since our marketing department decided that rainbow capitalism was the way forward, Aperture Science has risen to within the top 25 queer-friendly companies in the country? That’s right, whether it’s wormhole technology or pandering to a target audience, you can always expect nothing but the best from us. But wait—it. gets. better. We crunched the numbers, and guess what? With our new policy of covering costs for any and all gender affirming services for employees, we’re just 350 satisfied patients away from making it to the top ten! Granted… we do only have a total of 234 trans employees here at the moment. Good news though! The lab girls say they’re working on a plan to find 116 more! They’re hard at work on it currently, and I don’t know about you but I can’t wait to see— in the meantime though, they’ve been handing out flag stickers for pride month. Apparently, if you wear them directly on your skin and change them twice a week, that means you’re showing maximum solidarity.”

I love the headcanons that are like ‘the eridians already figured out how to replicate earth’s atmosphere, temperature, food, light, the ocean for the human. ofc they found a way to extend grace’s life expectancy’ bc talk about my exact brand of cope. but I also think another motivating factor could have been no one wanting to deal w 400 years of rocky in a bad mood

dip shit you are not turning into the joker. you are barely even turning into the penguin or th e ice guy

Just remembered the time I was making out and dancing with a girl at a goth club but the dance floor was so fucking dark that we full on body slammed two gay guys who were also making out and all four of us queers just went down

Imagine you are a gay guy making out with another gay guy at the darkest dance floor you’ve ever seen, smoke machine is turned up to 1000%, can’t see a fucking thing, pure vibes, and then two little lesbians just slam the shit out of you and you’re suddenly on the ground