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Brakes broke.
via
Godzilla: I’m Sowwy
Mechagodzilla: I’m sowwy
Ghidorah: We’re Sowwy
Hedorah: I am holding this press conference to tell you that I’m awesome and also fuck all of you.
I want all of these so bad.
The Hague, Netherlands: Spanish street musician Borja Catanesi and the 68 year old dancer from The Hague mr Roland Parijs
imagine just playing your guitar and you come across the FUNKIEST grandpa

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people make a lot of touch-starved gay jokes about Lush but the truth is it’s not a gay experience, it’s a human experience. no one is safe, no one is immune.
you walk in there for the first time thinkin’ I’m gonna buy some hand soap today and then some dude who smells like something impossible, like he’s being described by a YA author, he smells like lavender, leather, and the steam coming from hot pavement after a short summer rain,
That guy. He comes up to you and he asks if he can help you sample something. He leads you to a small, metal basin of water. It’s so pastoral, it’s so quaint. You can imagine it sitting beside your bed with a porcelain pitcher in your farm cottage for you to use to wash your face in the morning.
He rolls up your sleeve a bit, and you awkwardly apologize for not doing it yourself, and he says it’s fine.
Sir LeatherRain gently rinses your hand in the warm water, and then he dries it off attentively. Then he massages some of the product into your palm. It’s the cinnamon bean massage bar. He says “don’t you love how it feels warm as you rub it in?”
He’s making more direct eye contact with you than you’ve ever made in your entire life.
As he finishes, a woman who smells like coffee beans and pink-skied winter sunrises approaches and says “oh I LOVE that product.”
You know it’s about the sell. It’s transactional, but you’re in love. You can’t help it.
You’re also More uncomfortable than you’ve ever been in your entire life.
As you walk away to the register, you clench your hand and unclench it like Mr. Darcy when he touches Elizabeth Bennet’s hand to help her out of a coach.
As someone who’s worked at Lush I assure you it’s just as weirdly intimate to be the one rubbing lotions into other people’s skin
oh thank god
Lush has some bizarro magic going on i once wore a hat i’d knitted into a lush shop and one of the staff members casually complimented it and i went home and i got half way through knitting them one to take into the shop as a gift before i realised how fucking whacked out a thing that would be to do like i was ensorcelled there was spell work upon me
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The difference between a bisexual person and a pansexual person is that a bi person identifies as bi and a pan person identifies as pan and you don't get to fucking tell them that their understanding of their own sexuality is wrong
Knew it wouldn't take too long for folks to start clowning. Pansexuality is not biphobic. Bisexuality is not panphobic. Neither is more woke, neither is inherently more inclusive, neither is inherently fucking transphobic. Bi/pan solidarity is it, y'all.
The thing about distinguishing between bisexual and pansexual is that there is no distinction that is universally agreed upon and likely never will be. Are you attracted to more than one gender including your own? Cool, well you’re not straight, and beyond that you get to decide what that means for you. Use whatever label feels right and let others do the same. If your first thought reading this post was to try and explain what you think the distinction should be, you’re missing the point. Practice a bit of self-reflection and try again.
If your first thought reading this post was to try and explain what you think the distinction should be, you’re missing the point. Practice a bit of self-reflection and try again.
lovecore this. cottagecore that. what about the reactor core its going to explode
imagine getting jumped by a bunch of elevators and you hear one say "take his ass to eeby deeby"

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The artist is luo li rong
The statue doesn’t have big enough titties to have been made by a man.
I know I’ve reblogged this before but the schadenfreude is too delicious.
By the way, the statue is called La mélodie oubliée (The Forgotten Melody). Luo Li Rong also painted it:
And here she and the statue are in a more formal setting (museum or art show, I can’t tell):
“Dork ass losers”
That beautiful statue started from this:
Ms. Luo Lirong graduated from China Central Academy Of Fine Arts. She’s a very talented artist. More of her works:
Beautiful. Extraordinary talent
Follow her on Instagram luo_li_rong_art.
one, I’ve never seen it with paint and it’s somehow even better. As are her other works.
She’s back, and she’s beautiful.
I reblogged this before, but with fewer sculptures…
This post goes around Tumblr every year, and it’s always true. There’s never been an uneventful or boring January.
discord server for silent video game protagonists
chell, doomguy, link, samus, and master chief are all in the server and not one of them has ever sent a message in it. they all consider the others to be their closest friends
there’s a channel where Red sends pictures of all of his pokemon and they all get a Thumbs Up emoji react from everyone else
Eventually Link starts posting selfies in the most crazy places with monsters in the background about to hit him or closeups of plants and small critters. They also get a Thumbs Up react. Nothing else is said.
when that beat drops in nobody

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Wow, fuck every single one of you
Actually no I'm not done talking about this. The reason so many of them are voting to dismiss the charges is because they think its unfair to pursue impeachment now that Trump is out of the Whitehouse. He's not in the role anymore, they say, so what does it matter.
This is such a fucking dangerous precedent, holy shit.
If they pursue this, it means that any president can do whatever the FUCK they want in their last days, and there is a precedent for letting them get away with it. As long as they're out of the Whitehouse before impeachment charges can be brought against them, it means they get off Scott free. It also means that if a president does something impeachable, and then quits, that theyre also able to dodge accountability and legal ramifications.
This sets such a dangerous precedent, you guys.
If you have a Republican Senator, now is a VERY GOOD TIME to call them and chew them out about this.
Holy fucking shit i have finally laid eyes on this legendary post