"None and none!"

⊹ ࣪˖ FRODO

best believe he’s been preparing for the day ever since your last birthday – everything needs to be as lovely as possible for his beloved

he’s not the greatest cook, but with the help of some trusted friends, there is amazing food and sweets all for you

definitely gets you the absolute most sentimental and sweet gift ever, which may or may not be your own personal poetry collection that has accumulated over months of thoughtful, loving writing on his side…

you get lavished in kisses and hugs more than usually; he also doesn’t let go of your hand the whole day, no matter if you’re in public or in the coziness of your home – the location is up to you, he will adapt to anything

⊹ ࣪˖ SAM

the sight that greets you first thing in the morning is a stunning bouquet of flowers right on your bedside table 

you may wonder why you woke up alone, today of all days, but within moments, this sweet boy appears at your side with a hefty breakfast tray

and he shyly gives you a heartfelt written letter too

he certainly takes a day off from all his tasks – it’s all about you, after all!

basically he cooks up a feast – what an amazing gift – and you host a small get-together at your home; not too overwhelming, but still quite hobbit-like

constantly keeps checking in to make sure you are having a wonderful time

⊹ ࣪˖ MERRY

surprise party?? ABSOLUTELY – but there’s a catch – the party happens on the day after your birthday so that you don’t suspect a thing at any point

and also so that he can have you all to himself, selfishly, on your special day

there are some loose plans he suggests – places and activities you enjoy, but he’s always down for anything you want – and it’s a good idea to let you think that you’re in control of everything so you really don’t suspect a party…

you have to stop him from proclaiming praises of you in the street

the following day when you get beyond shocked by the party with all your dearest guests, your facial expression is worth all the scheming he went through

literally straight away he starts planning how to out-do himself next year

⊹ ࣪˖ PIPPIN

he loves a fun occasion and he’s basically more excited than you are, it’s really sweet – he loves that he gets to celebrate his favorite person 

however, he will stress himself out with choosing a gift and actually might resort to just asking you what you would like most

but definitely surprises you with something of his own choosing on the side

however you choose to spend the day, he’s happy to oblige, but at some point you will certainly end up out and about, and have a drink or two

trust he will hold a cheesy speech in your honor (if not even a spontaneous song), and you are definitely pulled up to dance wildly and be the star of the evening

⊹ ࣪˖ARAGORN

the whole day is devoted only and exclusively to you, no matter all the obligations and circumstances, he is all yours on your special day

starting by being woken up by the most loving kisses and a whole bunch of them

he is not that big on gifts – however, if he knows it means a lot to you, he will deliver, trust me – but you are certainly receiving something either very useful, very thoughtful or both

loves to whisk you away somewhere and just give you all of his attention and affection, over time this becomes a nice tradition (you slightly suspect he does it for himself too, to some extent, but what is there to complain about?)

you best believe you shall get outpours of romantic words and poetry!! dreamy sigh

⊹ ࣪˖ LEGOLAS

loves to see you happy and to shed positive light on you, no matter the occasion – he’ll take it!

he is very interested in your people’s birthday customs and eager to adapt; most of all he enjoys the fact that he gets to give you a gift; or in his case, at least two or three, most finely crafted by his kin – only the best for you, naturally

if you wish to have a celebration with many guests, he is happy to oblige, but he is hoping you’d rather let him take you on an adventure of his own

so he can show you some of his most favorite places in nature, and the most beautiful ones, just for you

but no matter how much he appreciates the beauty of the surrounding nature, he will make sure you know that your grace and fairness surpass all of it, by far

waxing poetry at you for like, half the day at least

⊹ ࣪˖ BOROMIR

you receive a royal treatment to say the least, and whatever wish you may have is this man’s command

when it comes to choosing some gifts for you, he is surprisingly indecisive (partially self-doubt, partially unable to find something worthy of you), so you receive a whole bunch of things, which await you as soon as you wake up

he will see it done that all your favorite foods are prepared for the day, including a big cake if you like that

naturally, there is a big celebration, and you just know he toasts to you tens of times throughout the evening, his keen eyes never leaving your frame for a single moment

however, you end the day quietly, on a terrace under the stars with whispered compliments and breathtaking kisses