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heated rivalry 1.01 // 1.05 requested by @ilyarizzanov
change does not come from a place of comfort
I find pennies and nickels in my couch all the time, so I don’t know what you are talking about

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After Shane’s being playing for Ottawa about 2 years, a video gets published of the social media person asking the entire team various questions like “who has the worst locker?” and “who would you most want to be stranded on a deserted island with?” and one question that was Meant to have an easy answer of maybe Ilya or one of the younger players is “who is the funniest player?” And nearly unanimously, it’s Shane fucking Hollander.
The public is DEEPLY confused and some fans start genuinely being like. Are they bullying him :( is this bullying? :( bc being funny is so far removed from the Shane Hollander(-Rozanov) brand. The answer comes from a live stream the younger players put on where they answer thought thinking: “Oh, because he’s mean as shit and it’s always funny. It’s never not deserved tho!”
The THINK PIECESSS this starts </3 the players coming out of the woodwork and telling on him bc they thought they were Alone in experiencing an absolutely brutal Shane Hollander chirp, Ilya finally getting to brag about how his husband is a bitch and he likes him SO M U C H.
(Yuna & Farah’s combined power barely keeps this from going nuclear but it does mean that Shane gets to be an absolute bastard on the ice when it comes to chirps in a way he wasn’t allowed before. And that’s enrichment for him.)
[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in
cackling about a member of the team being mic'd up before a game and shane not knowing purely because i know that everyone who watches hockey knows what kind of language happens among the players, but i also feel like shane's image has been so carefully crafted over time that NO ONE is truly prepared for the way the majority of what he says during the game is "fuck you" "fuck me" "fuck this" "fuck that" "fuck off" "let's FUCKING go" "fuck fuck fuck"
every single time shane skates near the player, it's just a long series of bleeps, which starts a meme/joke of people editing his past interviews with random bleeps to try and cobble together new things he's saying or just picking the funniest words to bleep
ilya watches every single one and laughs just as hard every single time
Okay, this made me pause and literally write out every letter that 'fell' in order (‘oomngouuhhrsrtutpntnue’), then make sure they were all contained in 'turntomushuponthergroun'.
They are, and it's very satisfying.
You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

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happy neil banging out the tunes day to everyone who celebrates
Alright girlies we can't let the executive dysfunction win today
I mean alright girlies we can't let the executive dysfunction win tomorrow
okay but with how much ilya loves being a little shit and splashing shane or shaking his hair out close enough to soak shane, i'm CACKLING imagining shane being so smug while sticking close to his mom one day when they're having a family lake day
yuna thinks oh maybe shane is just having a rough time with so many changes happening all at the same time in his life and just needs a little extra love rn and meanwhile every single time she turns away at all shane is behind her back 😈🖕at his husband because the Mom Shield makes him INVINCIBLE
op your tags are a treasure im keeping them
yuna coming back outside just in time to see shane holding ilya in place to shake his hair out on him and ilya spotting her from the corner of his eye and "shane, stop! i said i'm cold!" and yuna "shane, that is not nice."
shane is fucking FURIOUS
josh?
where’s the body of christ?
Yet another new study debunked the basis for the anti-trans sports bans. It was never about sports but for creating legal avenues for exclusion and abjection. This is one of the largest analyses ever conducted, involving 52 studies and 6,485 trans people. Read the study here.
post so nice had to reblog it twice and force it down everyone's throats
post so nice had to
reblog it twice and force it
down everyone’s throats
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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The local oldies station just played "All Star" by Smashmouth. Which was made in 1999 and popularized again in "Shrek" in 2001.
"All Star" is an oldie.
if we get an irina foundation hockey camp montage at any point in s2 i hope it includes a clip of a three year old dropping gloves on ilya and him fully committing to the bit. just straight up dramatics as the kid pummels his kneecaps, dropping to the ice, rolling around calling to the ref (shane) to intervene already (spoiler, he doesn't).
i just think it would be neat.